#“what does this have to do woth chrismas”

[evil-ontheinside]

When your dad is in a pissy mood and you're finally fed up enough and ask him why he's even living with you (and your mom) if it's such a hazard to be civil and he answers "sometimes you make mistakes"

Congrats, my man, I don't know how you did it, but you just unlocked the worst dialogue option in the whole game!

[rzyraffek]

Short slasher chrismas headcanons

Goodmorning goofs, im in fact back, here you go, more chrismas related fics

They/them pronouns, might be read as romantic or platonic, sfw, Request open

Jason Voorhees

When its very cold they have to move to some normal cabin because whatever shack he lives doesnt really have heating

The crystal lake is frozen so they can iceskate if they want, but jason will be so worried :((

Jason cant sing but he enjoys chrismas themed songs (he will wear Santa hat)

He gives more hugs than ever, its cold!!

Asa Emory

Im conviced this man is scared of iceskating. Why? Idk he just seema like that

Man will wear sweaters with cockroaches or moths on them

As a chrimas gift he will give her glass snowball thingy but there will be moth inside

Will spend more time with them! In winter theres not much insects and his super cool evil hideout is not very well heated too

Brahms Heelshie

Im convinced this guy ate snow at some point of his life

Its going to take a lot of conving him to get him outside

He loves snow but He prefers being healthy and warm

His chrismas gift will be something hand made! Maybe necklece

He loves decorating home! And tree! A lot of pretty lights!

Billy Lenz

Bruh he needs to be included in everything! Like his whole theme is chrismas! (Although i never could tell if he hates chrismas or he loves it so much)

Man has callendar in his atticc just to check when its chrismas time "its quismas time😈" he says every time he sees any chrimas themed item or song

Loves decorating home! Loves it so much that he accually will help in cooking food!(please make sure He washed his hands before)

A lot of exitment!!! He will be all over the hause decorating and just screaming

Yautja

"??kris maz???big plant with lights??singing woth family?? Uhh" man does not know what chrismas is, and even after explaining, he still does not like it!

He things its stupid, but if they tell him thats its tradition and its important he will do huge eyeroll and get along with it

He kinda loves 'funny lights on tree' they glow very pretty! (He is like cat, he will play with it and accidently make tree fall down)